Hi everyone, it’s Willy The Beak here.
Named for my penchant for sniffing out the value plays in the biggest derby Kentucky hosts every year!
I’ve made a list of who will undoubtedly win the Kentucky Derby this year. I have been right 2 of the last 41 years. In fact I've never had a losing day horseracing in my life, I'm cash positive my last 1,286 consecutive betting days. Find me a handicapper doing better than me on this race and i’ll show you a back-to-back Triple Crown winner from Siberia!I'm a top paddock judge as well, I spotted this beast to the right and won half a million bucks when he cruised to victory first time out.
My Unbeatable Top Two:
- Dortmund – a beast from the east (of L.A.). This is no pony express. It’s the fedex of racing. Coast-to-coast overnight shipping. Expect horses to bounce off this one, leading to a victory by a minimum of 10 lengths!!! Money in the German off-shore bank!!! You heard it here first!
- American Pharoah – the lucky jockey who gets to ride this rhino is in for a treat. Not even aladdin has enjoyed a magic carpet ride like the one this pharoah provides. While he won’t beat Dortmund, you can still get a few bucks on the show wager and maybe add 10% to your huge tax-free offshore account!
The Totally Over-Rated Ones:
- C
arpe Diem – seize the LAST place finish, no chance.